Eco Comedy Friday

 

So there I was, just working my tail off, saving the world.

 

And after a long day of this, I thought to myself,

“Self, dang!  You look good!”

(keep your traps shut about how much I look like this doofus).

I know what you’re thinking: WOW

You’re like, “Oh, my god, you REALLY look like Bob Sagett!”

WHAT??

How DARE YOU!? Do you have any idea how MADDENING that is??

And by the way, did you think you were the first one to think of this?  Well let me let you in on a little secret, Detective:

Actually you’re

So why don’t you have yourself some vegetables

mind your business

and get back to work.

 

Because I’m going to be over here writing you a letter

 

about your next meal

And I’ll be looking like this:

on a Friday.

Or in all honesty, more like:

There is something to be said for acceptance.

So get to steppin’:

Because we KNOW I’ll be making sweet love to the camera

All night long.

Because:

 

Most importantly, consider doing something green this weekend.

 

And remember not to take yourself too seriously.  It is Friday, after all.

And maybe it’s even time to dance!

 

WOOHOO!  Happy Friday!!  =)