So there I was, just working my tail off, saving the world.
And after a long day of this, I thought to myself,
“Self, dang! You look good!”
(keep your traps shut about how much I look like this doofus).
I know what you’re thinking: WOW
You’re like, “Oh, my god, you REALLY look like Bob Sagett!”
How DARE YOU!? Do you have any idea how MADDENING that is??
And by the way, did you think you were the first one to think of this? Well let me let you in on a little secret, Detective:
So why don’t you have yourself some vegetables
mind your business
and get back to work.
Because I’m going to be over here writing you a letter
about your next meal
And I’ll be looking like this:
on a Friday.
Or in all honesty, more like:
There is something to be said for acceptance.
So get to steppin’:
Because we KNOW I’ll be making sweet love to the camera
All night long.
Most importantly, consider doing something green this weekend.
And remember not to take yourself too seriously. It is Friday, after all.
And maybe it’s even time to dance!
WOOHOO! Happy Friday!! =)